“How to Survive a Human Attack: Swamp Monster Makeovers,” by K.E. Flann
Oct 28th, 2015 | By DefenestrationHave you noticed an influx of fashionistas in your neighborhood? These newcomers are intriguing, and you’d like to inspect up close those unisex infinity scarves. You’ve already snatched a few strangers off of their research vessel/vacation dock. You might have been raised by alligators or gestated in a nuclear cooling pool, but you recognize something special when you see it.