Archive for July 2014

“Recent Web Search History of Person Aspiring to be Healthy, Fit, Stylish, Energetic, Pulled-Together Person, Excellent Mom,” by Anu Kandikuppa

Jul 30th, 2014 | By

“what are collard greens and why called new kale?”

“ways to cook collard greens”

“easy ways to cook collard greens”



Dig Dug

Jul 25th, 2014 | By

Classic video games have very distinct smells. Q-Bert smells like cardboard boxes and Muppetflesh. Pac-Man smells like Kix cereal. And Dig Dug smells like topsoil and helium.



“City of Springfield Recycling – RE: Updated Policy,” by Cameron Filas

Jul 23rd, 2014 | By

To the wonderful (if not environmentally conscious) residents of Springfield,

You are receiving this email, or letter for those of you who have selfishly failed to switch to e-notices, because the recycling policy regarding what we DO and DO NOT accept has been modified. This policy change is in effect as of the moment you are reading this notice.



Freaking Fridays

Jul 18th, 2014 | By

Anyone who has ever worked in an office environment knows that Fridays have an almost religious significance to the average cubicle drone. It’s so bad that the word “Friday” has developed all sorts of meanings: it’s a hello, a goodbye, an excuse, and a way of saying everything’s going to be fine. It’s also super, super annoying.



“Before You Visit Your Local IKEA Storefront,” by Logan Merriweather

Jul 16th, 2014 | By

Congratulations! If you’re considering your first trip to your nearest IKEA storefront, you have reached that special place in your life where you want furniture, but can’t afford any. That’s where we come in. Here at IKEA, we know we’re a much needed bridge between adolescence and adulthood. That transition can be tough. With that in mind, here are five simple tips for making your trip to IKEA a big success!