“This Is Probably Not The Right Time To Tell My Wife About My Awesome Movie Idea,” by Doug Cornett
Apr 20th, 2016 | By DefenestrationFrom above, probably on a helicopter, we see an island in pandemonium. In the center of the island there’s a volcano that is just spitting magma all over the place, smoke pouring upward, the whole place is rumbling. But what is that we see? Down at the base of the volcano, somehow not engulfed in lava? We zoom in. It’s a hero, and he’s, like, meditating up on one leg. He’s got his shirt off and he’s ripped. Then… his eyes snap open!