“Former African Despot Mobutu Sese Seko is a Subway Conductor on the 6 Train,” by Emily Buckler
Apr 20th, 2016 | By Defenestration
Spring Street. Stand clear of the closing doors. This train will skip Bleecker—I do not care for it. Transfers to the 4, B, D, F, and M trains must use my brother Rodney’s special car service.