I’m imagining Winslow on a dark room with his first-generation Gameboy, killing off Kirby over and over again in hopes of populating an entire ghost house in Super Mario World…

This raises a lot of questions about the makeup of Winslow’s body.

It’s October, which means we’re all going to mutilate vegetables! Yeah!

These kinds of diseases are the absolute worst. Even if the books are delicious.

I remember when I was a little kid back in the 80s and early 90s, a restaurant (I can’t remember if it was a local place or a chain) started selling gryos. Nowadays you can find gyros all over the place, but back then they weren’t as common. This restaurant really, really wanted people to use the proper Greek pronunciation, and even had a series of commercials advertising “yeeros.”