“Signs You Are A Minor Character In A Disaster Movie,” by Jocko Benoit
Apr 20th, 2022 | By Defenestration
You are in the middle of a bad marriage
or a great affair, or you are spending
your Vegas losses in a bar.
You are in the middle of a bad marriage
or a great affair, or you are spending
your Vegas losses in a bar.
I’m turning my pity party into a purge party and
all my exes are invited—
dearest darlings, serenade me at
my silly little slumber party starring a bunch
of queer gals with one(1) Emma™ in common—
what could possibly go wrong?
I do not like you, Duncan King,
old fart lord of everything—
I will smite you with a pox
stick you in a wooden box
is a polarizing, stepped-on chicken patty in a bun,
breaded flatworm of nostalgia
Restless and ready as ever for my night’s walk
to his pleasurable lap. You would think by now,
his Antarctic heart would adapt
to the burning zeal of my wandering hands.