“Pen Pals with Benefits,” by J.M. McBirnie
Apr 20th, 2023 | By DefenestrationHow did I win this privilege
you all bent on my chest?
As windows watch us breathless,
your text might know the rest.
How did I win this privilege
you all bent on my chest?
As windows watch us breathless,
your text might know the rest.
so you’re really gonna play with a poet
and then act surprised when you get poem-ed about?
darling, don’t be delusional
In a golden palace on Olympus
she soaks in her alabaster tub
and looks disdainfully at her tummy
Without you…
Applicants wouldn’t
enjoy long, happy afternoons
copy-pasting the exact same information
from their resumes into
fourteen different portals.
Cartoon characters—after they have completely disappeared when falling into an abyss. There is no other surefire way to know a cartoon character is dead, so if you are ever wanting to kill one, ensure an abyss is nearby.