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If Only Life Were Written By Ricky Gervais

Feb 23rd, 2015 | By

It appears that no matter how old we get, and what road of life we’ve decided to travel, a lot of people can’t shake off the shitty personalities they exhibited in high school. The only difference between then and now: getting into fisticuffs results in getting fired rather than a few days suspension. Oh, and lawsuits.



Jane Eyre, Dominatrix

Jan 20th, 2015 | By

Who’s excited for the upcoming 50 Shades of Grey movie? Only a few more weeks to go before you have to avoid asking your mom if she’s seen any great films recently. Personally, I’ll be avoiding eye contact for months.



D&D Soup at 165 Eaton Place

Dec 18th, 2014 | By

What could a classic British TV series like Upstairs Downstairs and Dungeons & Dragons have in common?



Mute’s Got It Made…

Nov 17th, 2014 | By

Being around people is exhausting. Not from the traditional introverted POV of “straining to think of ways to be friendly” but more of “I’m trying really hard to not tell you to ‘fuck off’ as that’s not appropriate for work/school/church.”



5 Things That Would Be Better than Scarlett Johansson in The Custom of the Country

Oct 29th, 2014 | By