Lady Chatterly’s The Rock

Oct 13th, 2015 | By

What the next adaptation of Lady Chatterly’s Lover needs: a dose of what The Rock plans to be cooking.

Sloth and Gluttony are My Homeboys

Oct 1st, 2015 | By

Let’s be honest with ourselves, life is really only worth living between the ages of six and sixty, after that we’re in bonus levels.

Please Love Me, Mary Gaitskill

Jul 13th, 2015 | By

I met Mary Gaitskill once, and only once, which stands to be one of the most memorable and embarrassing evenings of my life.

…and an Inch to Grow On

May 21st, 2015 | By

For our entire lives, birthdays have been dedicated to our own happiness and fulfillment. We’re being celebrated for an act we had no part in and are rewarded for simply falling out of a vagina.

Fair Trade The HARD Way (Not Really)

Mar 23rd, 2015 | By

Hope does not taste good. I guess coffee is best when it is bitter and brewed with human suffering and unfairness.