Can’t Spell “Summer” Without “Hatred”

Jul 27th, 2016 | By

After a bitter cold Winter, and inexplicably dry Spring, Summer has made its return to the Mid-Atlantic region, otherwise known as America’s sweaty armpit.

Scuttling the S.S. Friendship

May 3rd, 2016 | By

There’s going to come a point where you may need to cut someone from your life. Unless of course you’re keeping someone around as a walking container of compatible organs.

Merry Christmas, Crazies! (A Serious Myers–Briggs Study)

Dec 21st, 2015 | By

After careful analysis, I am able to gift you all with an assessment of your own Christmas holiday behavior based on your Meyers-Briggs personality type.


Dec 14th, 2015 | By

The holidays are like communism. It’s a great idea on paper, then people get introduced to the system, and then everything goes to shit.

Lady Chatterly’s The Rock

Oct 13th, 2015 | By

What the next adaptation of Lady Chatterly’s Lover needs: a dose of what The Rock plans to be cooking.