I am pleased to announce that we will be marking our seventh year of operation as a Burger Palace franchise with a gala Grand Opening celebration.  The Burger Palace corporate office has given us the long-awaited green light and has set its massive public relations wheels in motion. The big day will be November 12.  I’m sure we will all find this momentous occasion to be well worth the wait.

Creating a character for an RPG is arguably the best part.

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I had a plan in mind before my unannounced hiatus. Let’s get back to that plan, shall we? Something about Dungeons & Dragons?

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