“The IKEA Hotline: Please Press 1,” by DS Racer
Jun 22nd, 2022 | By Defenestration
DISEMBODIED MALE VOICE: “Hej! Thank you for calling the IKEA Hotline. We’re here to help you assemble our fine pieces of furniture. Sustainable living begins at IKEA. For service in English press one. Para instrucciones en español, oprima dos. för instruktioner på svenska, tryck tre.”