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“Suitcase Blues,” by Christopher Hivner

Feb 20th, 2008 | By

Ronnie MacKenzie’s gangly body tripped across his bedroom giddily. When he reached the closet, he flung open the door and grabbed hold of his old suitcase that Grandpa Angus had brought over from the old country. The black color was terribly faded now, and the metal pieces were showing rust, but in the end, how

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“Instructions for Reading This Story,” by Sarah Salway

Feb 20th, 2008 | By

1. Do not assume that just because the story ends with the man and the woman not living happily ever after that the author has problems in her own relationships. 2. A cat can sometimes be just a cat. It is not necessarily a metaphor for death, or motherhood, or even Derrida’s theory of Difference.

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“Clues Blues,” by Wakman111

Feb 20th, 2008 | By

Presenting: The Defenestrati, a crowd-created Defenestration comic.



“Three Peas Suite,” by Burton Earny

Feb 20th, 2008 | By

(Click to Englarge) ———— Burton Earny was once born under the midnight sky, but it was deemed unsafe as the sky has no support beams. As such, they rescheduled his birth for the next Wednesday and decided a hospital would be better. The hospital had to cancel as it was going out that night with

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Defenestration: January 2008

Jan 20th, 2008 | By

You can’t stop the Defenestration train once it starts moving. You need to either jump on board or get the hell out of the way. The January 2008 issue is here, and it’s already taken out fifteen cows! January is that time of the year where we get to hear about all the movies that

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