NotMyMother*****She’s an amazing girl! She’s gorgeous, smart, funny, stunning, brilliant. I don’t know why she can’t find a man.

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Dr. Spiderqueen might be a doctor and a queen and a woman, but Winslow has failed to realize that she’s also an anthropomorphic spider, and that should probably cause even more concern. I mean, she’s poisonous and capable of spinning her own webs. Shouldn’t that worry you, Winlsow? Shouldn’t it?!

The cuddly Easter Bunny. I’ll do my best to avoid the hack topic of “What does a rabbit have to do with Jesus?” but I’m not making any promises. This ‘wascally wabbit’ doesn’t give off nearly as big a creep factor as Santa, but this is a text book case of narcissism.

Every year at the winter solstice, members of the so-called “Bilderberg Group,” an enigmatic collective of elite figures from the worlds of finance, technology, and domination, gather at a unknown location to confer on matters of the highest consequence. The content of these discussions, rumored to amount to a shadow world government, can never be revealed.

Belle Gunness, mother and murderer entrepreneur, reveals what’s in her bag!