I’ve always had a very laissez-faire attitude about germs. I feel like it is better to leave them alone than to make enemies of them. Nowadays, it sure seems like most people in our increasingly germaphobic society do not share my tolerance. It looks like biological warfare has been declared, and we are the aggressors.

It’s Sunday, everyone. Let’s appreciated some art.

Remember all those times Winslow found a mysterious button in his house, and then he pressed it, and amazing things happened? Well, the button has returned, and it has clearly been programmed with some sort of of temptation algorithm that modifies itself based on whoever is nearby!

Wait for the one sunny day per year in Seattle. The lawn also needs mowing, but the bike is more time-sensitive, because you must dry it thoroughly before it gets wet again.

Defenestration Magazine is proud to announce the forthcoming publication of columnist Jonathan Harper’s debut collection of short stories in March 2015 … we think.