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Pumpkin Substitute

Oct 19th, 2018 | By

I don’t know about you guys, but the pumpkin quality has been really poor around here.



“Don’t Look Now, But I Think Those Tapered Jeans 30% Off Are Tailing Me,” by Luke Roloff

Oct 17th, 2018 | By

Okay. Play it cool. Don’t look. But I think those Tapered Jeans 30% Off are tailing me.

Why do I think that? Well, for starters, they’ve been popping up in my rear-view for two long weeks.



Boo Couture

Oct 12th, 2018 | By

In keeping with our Halloween theme, here’s Winslow’s entry into the fashion world.



“Bleak House by Charles Dickens: a ‘One Star’ Review,” by David Elliott

Oct 10th, 2018 | By

Well, where do I begin when it comes to my dissatisfaction with this product?

I’ve always been led to believe that this novel was a classic, which would provide me with weeks of non-stop literary pleasure. Instead of which, I woke up at 9am, on the day Amazon Prime promised that my “pleasurable” item would arrive, to find my husband lying dead beside me.



“Where’s my money, Johnny?!”

Oct 5th, 2018 | By

Halloween in a monthlong holiday, so I’m going to upload Halloween-themed Ben & Winslow comics throughout October.