There will be no Revolution, man.  The world has already ended twice, once at the invention of the steam engine then again with the A-Bomb.  All that follows will simply be the unfolding of the inevitable consequences of our shitty behavior.

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Here is the last official Ben & Winslow comic of 2019!

Merry Christmas, everyone! Usually Defenestration posts new nonfiction on Wednesdays, but since today is Christmas (and because a new issue of fresh poetry and short stories just went live a few days ago) I decided to make a special Ben & Winslow comic.

Another year is drawing to a close, and that means we’ve got another fresh issue of Defenestration to share with you (and possibly your family, but not small children, thank you). But we’ve also reached the end of a decade, which is unbeleivable to me, because (1) I have no concept of time and (2) I don’t age. I’m almost exactly like Santa Claus, except don’t have a beard or a belly or a red suit, and I’ve never met an elf except for that one time at the Lord of the Rings convention.