Welcome to week four of quarantine, where we’ve started living entirely off Easter candy and whatever crumbs and powders we find in the back of the cupboard.

Not all that long ago, I attended a professional development session at my school with the purpose of the training to address the following question: What to do in the event of an active shooter?

Nothing is remotely funny or humorous about active shooters and the reality that public schools need to train their employees for the potential of such an event.

However. There was something that I did in fact find humorous during the training.

New issue coming April 20th, 2020!

For your Easter Sunday enjoyment: a comic that has nothing at all to do with Easter!

This week only: The Ben & Winslow poetry slam, where I forgo an actual comic and instead use it as a framing device for some parody poetry. Enjoy.