This is the kind of conversation that goes on when you’re at work and it’s late and you and your coworkers don’t have anything to do.

Picture a factory. No, not like that. Like a mega metronome fueled by space and time. Billowing smokestacks ascend into the ethers, releasing sonorous aphorisms born of byzantine soothsayers. Turning cogs crank such a hyper neo sea change that your atmosphere reverts to primordial Babylon. There, can you see it now? This is the C+C Music Factory.

It’s been a while seen we’ve seen Psychic Rob. I think he’s been busy honing his new skill!

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