After the new Jurassic Park movie came out, everyone had dinosaurs on their mind. Except me, because I always have dinosaurs on my mind. And so, instead of your regularly scheduled Ben & Winslow comic, here’s one I threw together the other day about dinosaurs. Enjoy.

Frisky Business
Assume the position! We pat you down right when you walk in the restaurant to make sure you aren’t carrying any weapons. As you well know, danger is everywhere.

The Debilitator
A chicken sandwich with beef for buns and ham for chicken.

Hash Blacks
These potatoes are charred to near-nothingness, just how you like it apparently.

Quentin Sadguy deserves your pity. But there are some folks who deserve it more.

“Hello…911?”

“Yes. You have reached SORI, the Safety Outreach Response Initiator. I am the screening and dispatch coordinator of your local police, fire, and ambulance services. Do you require immediate assistance?”

“Well, no, I tried calling earlier, but I got the wrong—”

“You may have contacted a multi-national technology corporation that has a partially-eaten fruit as its logo.”

WARNING! This comic contains all sorts of nasty curse words, like [censored], and [censored], and even [censored]. It says [censored] twice!