“Exciting New Menu Items at Our Chain Roadside Diner,” by Frank Allbritten
Jun 24th, 2015 | By DefenestrationFrisky Business
Assume the position! We pat you down right when you walk in the restaurant to make sure you aren’t carrying any weapons. As you well know, danger is everywhere.
The Debilitator
A chicken sandwich with beef for buns and ham for chicken.
Hash Blacks
These potatoes are charred to near-nothingness, just how you like it apparently.