“A Letter from Bin Laden to Al-Qaeda (circa 2010),” by Peter Dabbene
May 31st, 2011 | By DefenestrationDear Agents of Al-Qaeda:
It is I, Osama bin Laden, your fearless leader—contacting you from a small den where I hide like a tiny mammal during the Cretaceous era. Praise Allah, on with the Jihad, and all that. Now, on to other matters.