Archive for January 2011

Jizzkickers: Sky Mall Has What You Don’t Need

Jan 18th, 2011 | By

Sky Mall! The perfect magazine for those of us who forgot to pack a book, or have to put our Kindle or iPad away because the EMF generated by such devices will cause the universe to divide by 0 thus bringing an end to existence as we know it, but not before the plane we’re

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Snow Parents

Jan 14th, 2011 | By

Some people are raised by foster parents. Or wolves. Annie was raised by snow. At least, that’s what she seems to believe.



“Your Upcoming Album Demystified,” by Tim Cushing

Jan 12th, 2011 | By

SIDE A
1. Hard rockin’ statement of intent
2. Slightly less rockin’ followup
3. Style/tempo shift to inform fans/critics that you aren’t a one-trick pony
4. Get back on your one-trick pony
5. Mid-tempo ballad/mini-epic (depending on available space)



Ho, Ho, H-ah Forget It

Jan 10th, 2011 | By

Another Christmas has come and gone, and, much like everyone in my life who I thought loved me, has left me, leaving me an even more bitter and cynical man than I was the year before. There are certain things I’ll just never understand about the whole Christmas phenomenon; I get the history of it,

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Diss List: What I Don’t Want To Read in 2011

Jan 8th, 2011 | By