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They Remember

Mar 12th, 2021 | By

Pepperidge Farm remembers. Pepperidge Farm never forgets and never forgives.

“Dike, Goddess of Thigh,” Kristina Stocks

Mar 10th, 2021 | By

Clark had me at “Please don’t be too sketchy”. There were no pictures of the place, which should have alarmed me, but did not. We texted for a little while. He finally sent pictures. Not the Ritz, but cute and economical. I asked to add him on Facebook to ensure he was not a serial killer. In retrospect, I bet Ted Bundy would have had a very endearing internet presence.

Doing My Best

Mar 5th, 2021 | By

It’s important to do your best. Just remember that there are always risks involved. Always.

“Out of All the Billions of People in the World,” by David Sandwich

Mar 3rd, 2021 | By

An odd thing happened to me last night. I was lying in bed about to fall asleep, when a thought occurred to me.

I thought that, out of all the billions of people in the world, there must be at least one person out there who was, at that very moment, falling in love for the first time. Or, maybe there was more than one person. I couldn’t know for sure.

Casket Couture

Feb 26th, 2021 | By

This strip is dedicated to my grandmother, who used to knit all sorts of things.