“An Open Letter to My Former Master in the Human Pets Application on Facebook,” by Dawn Corrigan

Dear Ex-Master,
 
I wanted to drop a line to say thanks for the kibble. Also, to explain why my Human Pets account has been removed from Facebook as of last Tuesday. Sorry I disappeared on you, like a dog that just can’t help wiggling under the fence.
 
In retrospect it seems sort of ungrateful, especially after you [...]

“Soy Latte,” by Megan Roth

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Megan Roth is a poet, cartoonist, and freelance writer from Birmingham, Alabama. She sells t-shirts by the sea shore at www.printfection.com/sauceontheside. The proceeds from her store fund cat food for Jada and other evil enterprises yet to be unmasked.

Negative Stereotypes

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Andrew Kaye (known in some circles as AK) is the creator of Ben & Winslow and other questionable comics, many of which can be found in his deviantART gallery. He’s also the editor-in-chief of this magazine. Duh?