Archive for September, 2007
Defenestration: September 2007
Avast me hearties, and welcome to th’ September 2007 issue of that scurvy rag Defenestration! Here at Defenestration HQ, Talk Like A Pirate Day doesn’t end on September 19th. We start talking like pirates, two thirds of the crew gets drunk on Eileen’s special “Irish Rum Recipe #35, Specifically For Pirates,” and the rest of [...]
“thirteen things to do while waiting for your lover,” by Michaela A. Gabriel
assume a new identity every quarter hour: be saintly, paranoid, the lonely owner of a cat. butter a slice of bread on both sides. drop it. frown at the result and repeat your experiment seventeen times; take notes for posterity. sing a song he doesn’t like. gather dust balls and put them on a shelf [...]
2 Poems by Tony Zurlo
My name is Nameless and I am a googleholic My friends said I needed intervention, that unaided ungoogling is unbearable, suggested Googleholics Anonymous (GA). (I had to google to find one, though) The GA director said googling is incurable, that once a googleholic always a googleholic, that it was predestined and permanent. (I googled all [...]
“Caffeine,” by Eirik Gumeny
I’ve found that at this point in the evening my train of thought tends to be an empty passenger locomotive dangerously low on fuel, more inclined than not to derail under a slight breeze, and running along rusted-out tracks held together with duct tape and a prayer. The engineer is passed out cold and the conductor’s under the delusion that he [...]
“This Better Be The Final Fantasy,” by Ian Blakeman
———— Ian from England wished to remain anonymous because the thought of being famous might make people go to his web page at http://nightmareprince.deviantart.com/. Therefore, we won’t tell you his name or location or indeed link you to his deviantART account.
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