Posts Tagged ‘ Elizabeth Bastos ’

“To Open A Cupcake Boutique or To Raise Urban Chickens? The Dilemma of So Many.” by Elizabeth Bastos

Apr 14th, 2010 | By

You can’t have a cupcake shop in a coop in the backyard, but you can have chickens.

“Long Married Date Night Menu From Vito’s Pizzeria Restaurant Owned and Operated By the Illiano Brothers Who Are Having More Sex With Their Wives Than You Could Possibly Imagine,” by Elizabeth Bastos

Mar 10th, 2010 | By



Steak Subs dripping with juice

Hand tossed salad

Juicy Imported Tomatoes come on the “Caprese”

Hot, Wide-Open Zucchini Blossoms, deep-fried

“What’s In Other People’s Fridges Says A Lot About Them,” by Elizabeth Bastos

Feb 24th, 2010 | By

A hasty survey (taken at parties when I say I am going to powder my nose, but really I am checking out their fridges) of my friend’s fridges (and pantries) reveals that certain people can live without quinoa. Few of my friends are spelt-lovers. Few take the time to cut fruit with a fruit knife in the European manner—there are lots of packages of Wegman’s pre-cut melon.