If today’s Ben & Winslow comic looks strange and amazing, that’s because I didn’t draw it. I’m taking a break, remember? Today’s strip was drawn by talented cartoonist Phil Jones, who’s been uploading a great series of dinosaur-themed comics called Size and Stupidity over on deviantART.

Today’s comic opens with a joke that I like to tell my kids. And because the oldest are 7- and 5-years-old, this is exactly the kind of humor they enjoy. (I have to warn them not to repeat these sorts of jokes at school. While I’m sure they’d be a hit among their friends, I don’t want to face the inevitable backlash when teachers and parents find out I’m the source of their material).

And to think Laura and Apsara have been doing this the entire time!

Ben and Winslow really need to figure out their pest control problem.

I could use this space to talk about Rhesus Christ and his ministry, but you’re probably all familiar with his teachings, parables, and miracles from the simian scriptures. Most of them involve bananas.