I took my family to the beach last month for a week. My 3-year-old had a lot of fun eating sand.

Ben and Winslow helped me with these.

I have never once walked into a house filled with human skulls, and I doubt you have, either, which is probably for the best. Human skulls went out of vogue long, long ago, but Dr. Spiderqueen likes the old ways best.

All of you deserve gold stars. Yes, you. And you, too, random person reading this over your neighbor’s shoulder. Gold stars for all!

Little Winslow’s been around a while, but that doesn’t mean he knows how to bathe properly. I think it’s only fair for Ben to be a little skeptical.