This could be Winslow’s best costume yet. Hopefully not.

He would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn’t been for the internet, and concealed carry permits, and cell phones, and a desensitized youth culture! Also, get off his lawn!

I will not apologize for the pun in the title.

Winslow has already proven himself to be an adept writer of fantasy fiction and romance, so it’s about time he try his hand at a little horror.

Free-range animal crackers are the best kind of animal crackers. They’re also the most ethical, so you can eat them guilt free.