With all the mermaids wandering around in May, it was only a matter of time before someone got bitten by one.

I know a lot of guys are growing quarantine beards right now, because why the heck not? I tried until my facial hair started driving me crazy, and I shaved it all off. I like to live my life in a constant state of rakish stubble, so the full beard just isn’t my thing.

A house full of wonders, yet somehow, nothing to do.

Remember last year, specifically December 2019, when we were looking forward to 2020 and all the magic associated with a new decade? And then remember when 2020 showed up and Australia immediately burst into flames, and we thought nothing could possibly get worse than this? Boy, was that ever a mistake. I think we tend

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Welcome to week four of quarantine, where we’ve started living entirely off Easter candy and whatever crumbs and powders we find in the back of the cupboard.