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The Man with the Golden Pun: “Troy” and “Van Helsing” Fail Miserably at Whatever They Were Trying to Do

May 20th, 2004 | By

This month was going to be a review of the 1940 version of Pride and Prejudice, because it is a horrible adaptation of a wonderful story. However, Eileen and Andrew shamed me into writing about movies that had recently come out. Why? Because, according to Andrew, I would never shut up about them otherwise. Also,

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Otter Vs. Satan: The Eternal Struggle of Good Vs. Evil Continues!

May 20th, 2004 | By

Eileen and I made a movie, which will be appearing in select theaters across North America at the end of the month! Exciting? Of course it is. Here’s some critical acclaim we’ve received so far.



Defenestration: May 2004

May 20th, 2004 | By

It’s the May 2004 issue of Defenestration!



Ron Perlman

Apr 20th, 2004 | By

Everyone, this is my new boyfriend, Ron Perlman. You all might know him from Beauty and the Beast, in which he wore a ton of makeup. You might know him from the recent Hellboy, in which he wore a ton of makeup. Red this time. Maybe you’re a Star Trek fan? He was in Nemesis.

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How to Draw Horses

Apr 20th, 2004 | By

Eileen is a horse fanatic, and almost every week, she insists that I draw one for her. The problem is, horses are one of the most difficult animals to draw. When I finally decided to go ahead and draw a horse like Eileen asked, I found myself doing it body part by body part. Here’s how I pulled it off.