“#SorryAboutTheLengthOfThisHashtag,” by Luke Roloff
Dec 18th, 2019 | By Defenestration
#SorryAboutTheLengthOfThisHashtagButJustWantedToCoverMyBasesWithAsManyAudiencesAsHumanlyPossible
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Table of Contents for December 2019 Issue
Dec 14th, 2019 | By Defenestration
New issue coming December 20th, 2019!
Santa’s Helpers!
Dec 13th, 2019 | By Defenestration
Santa and his various incarnations have had all sorts of helpers, followers, and hangers-on. Today, Ben and Winslow would like to share some of those individuals with you.
“Good at Doing Nothing,” by Abigail Thomas
Dec 11th, 2019 | By Defenestration
Yesterday I ate 3 pieces of cheesecake, 1 cannoli, 1 can of sardines and drank 3 pellagrino blood orange sodas. That’s it. Oh wait. I smoked a pack of cigarettes. I’ve been waiting around for the important thought, although I don’t have important thoughts. I sit for hours thinking nothing in particular, looking at the dogs sleeping on chairs and sofas and the sun moving across the rug.
Open Before X-Mas
Dec 6th, 2019 | By Defenestration
She’s going to be really mad when she realizes all that extra tape was unnecessary.