“Cream Tea Demonstration,” by David Bernard
Aug 20th, 2025 | By Defenestration
Nothing screams heresy
more than cream and jam
applied to one’s scone
in the wrong order.
Nothing screams heresy
more than cream and jam
applied to one’s scone
in the wrong order.
Mid-meal, I think of when
she made me noodles—iced
beef broth with julienne
cucumber, radish, sliced
Bang. Then buzz. Then clang. Then doom.
A marching band in a tin cocoon.
The table slides. My breath retreats.
My muscles lock. My heart skips beats.
Don’t move, they said. I swore, I won’t,
which means, of course—I might. I don’t.
New issue arriving on August 20th, 2025!
That was Sunday, before the watchman and the dogs chased me out of the landfill. Now it seems as if I have misplaced the Ferrari. I remember leaving the car idling on the street while I stopped in at City Hall to see if the landfill had a lost and found. May have left keys in the car. Don’t see it anywhere. Che sara lieu sara, as Enzio Ferrari might say. At least I didn’t get a parking ticket.