Table of Contents for December 2018 Issue
Dec 17th, 2018 | By Defenestration
New issue coming December 20th, 2018!
Archive for December 2018
“Failed Ideas Leading To And Resulting From Mount Rushmore,” by Jason Giltner
Dec 12th, 2018 | By Defenestration
The faces of four United States presidents were carved into the granite face of Mount Rushmore over a 15 year period from1927 to 1941 by Gutzon Borglum and his son Lincoln Borglum. Today, Mount Rushmore is a prominent tourist destination and a staple of American culture.
Skull Fortress
Dec 7th, 2018 | By Defenestration
You know what’s cool? Hats. You know what else is cool? Trebuchets. And people aren’t wearing enough trebuchets.
“Alternative Schools for Your Kid That You CAN Afford,” by Lisa Beyer
Dec 5th, 2018 | By Defenestration Waldorf Salad School. From tots to teens, they’ll be chopping apples in no time! And did we mention mayonnaise? That squirty lemon thing? Big glass bowl? That’s about it. All day, every day. For a whole fucking year. Until Her Highness gets so tired of salad that she straightens up and goes back to the perfectly good school you moved to the suburbs for in the first place.