When your name is Dave Von Hoffenschnitzenberger, you always get asked, “Why don’t you just shorten your name?”
“Shorten it?” I’ll chuckle. “We lengthened it, man. From Hoffman.”
I hope you all like ice cream! BECAUSE I DO!
We at Architects for You! want to thank you for your continued faith in our firm, despite recent events which, we want to stress, were completely unanticipated. Your new house, and your satisfaction with it, are of paramount importance to us. We at AFY! value each and every customer! You’re the reason we get up every day!
Winslow is discovering the curse of being creative without actually doing research. You ever have this problem, creative types? You come up with an idea you think is really great, only to discover that the cool “fantasy” name you gave your main character actually means “penis” in Swahili?
