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“Cranberry Sauce,” by Olgy Rodriguez
———— Left on the Puerto Rican rain forest by gypsies and raised by the local spider monkeys, Olgy discovered her love for doodling while taking a break from flinging poo at her siblings. At three, she was abducted, with her monkey half-brother Gustavo, by banana-smuggling pirates and sailed the open seas, earning her keep on [...]
“Masochistic Purchase Practices” or “Why I like being treated like a 5-year old at Starbucks,” by Joseph Pierandozzi
I have somewhat of a high-pitched voice to begin with, so maybe you can imagine the horrible noises that I emit when I talk to small children and puppies. Maybe you can’t. I wouldn’t suggest trying to either way. The sound is horrible and I can’t for the life of me understand how it makes [...]
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