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Left on the Puerto Rican rain forest by gypsies and raised by the local spider monkeys, Olgy discovered her love for doodling while taking a break from flinging poo at her siblings. At three, she was abducted, with her monkey half-brother Gustavo, by banana-smuggling pirates and sailed the open seas, earning her keep on the ship by drawing buxom ladies for her pirate captors. At ten, she was found by her real parents (not the gypsies, that’s another story) tattooing for art supplies at the local flea market. There, she was brought home, washed, and hasn’t stopped drawing since.