Nobody ever told me why the scientists decided to answer the question, but they must have cleared out every orphanage in the country to do it.
The first hour of the experiment was the toughest. Kids headbutted me in the crotch, and I caught enough shin kicks to limp for a week. Bite mark scars still shimmer along my fingers. I punched their child-sized temples and mule kicked their soft little sternums hard enough to make their chests pop.