Archive for December, 2005
Blood of Beasts: the HypnoHair, the Bearface, and the Awful, Awful Wardrobe
Recently, a movie came out that takes the audience on a whirlwind fairy tale adventure, melding mythology old and new to create a world of imagination. A cast of mostly unknown actors have thrown their weight to the crafting of this timeless tale, and finally, finally, it is getting the retelling it so richly deserves. [...]
Staked Through the Heart and You’re Too Late: Anne Rice Gives Jesus a Bad Name
So.
Anne Rice found Jesus.
I thought I had him securely locked up in my kitchen cupboard, but I guess he got out.
He and Anne took off and went to the Holy Land.
Yeah, Utah.
He and Anne found a Starbucks and over some Pumpkin Lattes, which tasted like bread from the Eucharist (translation: cardboard) He told Anne He [...]
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