Archive for December, 2005
Blood of Beasts: the HypnoHair, the Bearface, and the Awful, Awful Wardrobe
So, the two plots converge when Daddy goes back for his daughter and finds out that she’s totally dating Bearface, and there’s a big fuss and she’s brought home against her will and then makes Jake fight for her hand against Bearface. Standard stuff. So Jake and Bearface square off, and while the fight is [...]
Staked Through the Heart and You’re Too Late: Anne Rice Gives Jesus a Bad Name
So. Anne Rice found Jesus. I thought I had him securely locked up in my kitchen cupboard, but I guess he got out. He and Anne took off and went to the Holy Land. Yeah, Utah. He and Anne found a Starbucks and over some Pumpkin Lattes, which tasted like bread from the Eucharist (translation: [...]
Defenestration: December 2005
It’s the December 2005 issue of Defenestration!
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