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Archive for February, 2005

Express Yourself: A Guide to Kate Beckinsale

I notice that some people seem incapable of tracking actors from one project to another, lovingly tracing their career path and supporting the dreams of someone they will never meet. I call these people “unfortunate.” I am told the common parlance is “normal,” or “not in need of medical help.” But we’re not here today [...]

Prince of Thighs: Eileen Does Legwork Through Forgotten Realms (and flashes some skin)

Wherein Eileen reads The Prince of Lies and discovers the misuse of Greek mythologies accelerates destruction liketh to the Chaos Hound’s acidic Halitosis. Verily. Forgotten Realms is a series of novels based on a little piece of the massive tumor that is known as Dungeons and Dragons. Dungeons and Dragons being a role-playing game so [...]

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