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Express Yourself: A Guide to Kate Beckinsale

By Defenestration ⋅ February 20, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

I notice that some people seem incapable of tracking actors from one project to another, lovingly tracing their career path and supporting the dreams of someone they will never meet. I call these people “unfortunate.” I am told the common parlance is “normal,” or “not in need of medical help.”
But we’re not here today [...]

Prince of Thighs: Eileen Does Legwork Through Forgotten Realms (and flashes some skin)

By Defenestration ⋅ February 20, 2005 ⋅ Post a comment

Wherein Eileen reads The Prince of Lies and discovers the misuse of Greek mythologies accelerates destruction liketh to the Chaos Hound’s acidic Halitosis.
Verily.
Forgotten Realms is a series of novels based on a little piece of the massive tumor that is known as Dungeons and Dragons. Dungeons and Dragons being a role-playing game so popular it [...]

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