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    Archives - Posts written in December, 2003
  • “My Gay Date With Attorney General Ashcroft: a Log Cabin Republican fantasy”, by Andrew Tibbetts My cousin’s butcher is his brother’s golfing buddy, so it was only a matter of time before we’d meet. Everybody who knows any middle-aged gay ...
    [December 20th by Defenestration]
  • “A History of Our Lord Rene Descartes, dated 1999 AD [1]“, by Iain Maloney The purpose of this essay is not an in depth discussion into the myths and legends surrounding Rene Descartes but rather an introduction for the ...
    [December 20th by Defenestration]
  • “Five Reasons Why My Housemates Hate Me”, by Devon Lougheed 1. I am much more attractive – All right, I’ll admit that they might each have specific areas in which they are better looking then ...
    [December 20th by Defenestration]
  • “Crasher”, by Joseph Kim For J.G. Ballard, who’s simply smashing. * I hit her with a light double-tap: boom-boom. Nothing major. Still, a whole rear-end will need to be replaced. Nothing ...
    [December 20th by Defenestration]
  • “Family Tree”, by Charlotte Jones The labor pains are much worse than I expected, but Harry is steadfast, despite my screams. "It'll be over soon," he says and wipes my ...
    [December 20th by Defenestration]
  • “The Listener”, by Lynsey Calderwood DEPARTURE POINT: KILWINNIN STATION Yer staunin there, freezin yer ba’s aff, waitin fur this train that’s twenty minutes late. Yer fingers are nippin and yer nipples are ...
    [December 20th by Defenestration]
  • “FROM: Coll”, by Nicola Barry 1) As a baby what did you want to be when you grew up? Father of 7 pups. However, that is not going to happen now. More ...
    [December 20th by Defenestration]
  • “Holiday Cheer”, by Kirk Kuenzi Kirk Kuenzi is currently employed as a Santa's Helper in both the Mall of America and the Broward County Penitentiary.
    [December 20th by Defenestration]
  • “Carpool”, by Justin Barrett Justin Barrett: odd computer animator, and dark choc'late freak.
    [December 20th by Defenestration]
  • “Cereal Ode”, by Susan Landon Post Toasties Tell me my memory is faulty, that no crafty marketeer invented a rhyming name to fool innocent children into sampling dried cat food. Special K What’s in a name? Probably more ...
    [December 20th by Defenestration]
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