Reynold fell asleep behind the wheel of the car, waking up again some twenty or thirty miles away on another highway. “Aw crap,” his mouth moves to say.  He pulls over at the next exit, stops at a large convenience store to get his bearings.  A man inside feels all the bags of Ruffles, the

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Are you there Oprah? God highly recommends you, sincerely, Margaret. This doll talks and wets – She’s just like a real infant possessed by demons. ———— Raised by the West Wind. Married to the East Wind. Parent to El Nino. M. Kay Kraemer is all of these things. Also, she has very chapped lips.

My younger brother came to visit me in the city one day. He took the train in. He doesn’t really come to the big city on his own very often. He arrived just fine at grand central station. Then he got off and began to walk around. He ran into the mentally challenged man while

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———— Megan says: “Since my debut in Defenestration, my work has been accepted by Johnny America and Word Riot. Now I’m thinking about changing my career from poet to cartoonist.” You can see more of Megan at her website www.printfection.com/sauceontheside

Presenting: The Defenestrati, a crowd-created Defenestration comic.