“Friends,” by Tallulah Marzipan
Feb 5th, 2014 | By Defenestration
Dan is my best friend but sometimes I catch him picking his nose and flicking his boogers at my windshield.
“Stop doing that. I can see you.”
“I didn’t—“
“I saw you!”
But now he’s depressed so when I catch him I don’t make fun of him for it as much.