“Every Newborn’s Pre-Installed Boot Software,” By Scott Eckert
Oct 16th, 2013 | By Defenestration
IF ( stomach = empty )
THEN ( run action: cry )
IF ( stomach = full )
THEN ( run action: poop )
IF ( stomach = empty )
THEN ( run action: cry )
IF ( stomach = full )
THEN ( run action: poop )