“Just Because a Rabbit Isn’t Chocolate…” by F. John Sharp
Dec 20th, 2010 | By DefenestrationI’ve set a trap for the Easter
bunny, made of carrot
flavored jelly beans
I’ve set a trap for the Easter
bunny, made of carrot
flavored jelly beans
SHIRT: “The first hanging is also the last.”
BED: “Tiredness: the little death.”
PILLOW: “Once bitten, twice shy.”
Forget your diet. We both know why you came here.
You ogle my browned buns,
my prime-beefcake physique,
and you cannot stay away
because I’m built
Light spills into the hotel room
like ill-prepared lemonade from
the sky’s 5-cent stand, the one
all the hung-over grown-ups
have been trying to avoid.
Orlando blinks
It is here you’ll stay.
I have to donate you—
and don’t lay blame: you were the one
who became a relic, galumphed
into the dismal swamp of old desire.
You are a specimen, so don’t insist
you aren’t exotic.