“Frustrated Hempster Blunted by Mary Jane,” by Paul Handley
Jun 3rd, 2015 | By DefenestrationDear Principal Andy Lendelsom,
I want to bring to your attention a situation involving your students with the hope that we can resolve this issue. The bus stop shelter in front of the 7-Eleven at the intersection of Price and Monroe is filled every day before school with your students smoking marijuana. They have apparently mistaken it for a clubhouse, wallpapered with advertisements for the seasonal return of traditional meals to fast food restaurants involving green coloring and fake rib molds.