“Newly Uncovered Medical Note From Van Gogh’s Otologist,” by Parker Wilson
May 1st, 2024 | By DefenestrationWriter received the patient in their room. The patient, Van Gogh, Vincent, male, age 35, initially observed sitting on the bed smoking tobacco.
Two oddly shaped chairs were observed by the writer in the patient’s room, which were angled such that one imagined one would slide off and onto the floor if one were to try and sit.
The patient wore a blue cap lined with black fur and appeared disheveled with bad hygiene.