Posts Tagged ‘ Mike Romeling ’

“Got a Tick on my Dick,” by Mike Romeling

Jun 19th, 2011 | By

This is our first video submission. Check out this link to watch Mike Romeling perform “Got a Tick on my Dick” for you, the Defenestration audience. Once you watch it a few times, feel free to sing along. Complete lyrics are provided below.

“URGENT AND CONFIDENTIAL BULLETIN: New Guidelines for what to do if you encounter a UFO,” by Mike Romeling

May 20th, 2008 | By

As we all know, UFO is short for Undead Ferocious Otters. You may see them in many places but usually not in beauty parlors. In fact, many women frequent beauty parlors primarily to reduce their risk of encountering Undead Ferocious Otters and to smoke cigarettes. Nobody bothers you about smoking when you’ve got curlers sticking

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