“No One Cares That You Studied in 1952,” by Michael Augustine Dondero
Dec 20th, 2018 | By DefenestrationGabe’s been super annoying ever since he got back from studying in 1952. Just the worst.
Gabe’s been super annoying ever since he got back from studying in 1952. Just the worst.
Lunar Base Commander Raines reporting to Houston. I’m not sure what you witnessed on your end, but we’ve got a bit of an issue up here.
I know this is going to sound fantastical but here goes:
I’m fairly certain that Command Module Pilot Aikman is a werewolf.
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